The following day was our attempt at riding a scooter, which didn’t go very well. Theresa didn’t want to do it, but I was convinced that I could figure it out and we’d just share one. It turns out that I couldn’t figure it out and we only got as far as down the street before I dropped it on my leg and ended up turning the bike in. I still think I could have done it if it was just me on the bike and if I had a motor bike instead of a scooter, but I guess I’ll have to find out another time. Anyways, we grabbed a cab and went to our first stop, Hin Ta and Hin Yai (Grandfather and Grandmother rock) and decided to walk to our next two stops in the blazing heat which we thought wasn’t that far, but when it’s 1pm and 35 degrees, 5km is a lot further than you think. We did make it though and saw Wat Khunaram, the mummified monk, which was cool. We tried going to the beach and attempting to swim but the waves were way too rough so we called it a day. We did have the best green curry and walked by a Muay-Thai match that was going on. At night we checked out the Reggae Pub, which is an ode to Bob Marley if I’ve ever seen one. Pictures of him everywhere, some paintings, some photographs, and memorabilia of him hanging all over the place, but the best part was that the bar was 75% outside with a huge stage. The place was not hopping though so we stayed for the first set then called it quits.
What does everyone do when they go to Thailand? Get a $6 massage by the pool with the ocean waves crashing in your ear, that’s what. Not much else to do on Ko Samui so we head off to Koh Tao, which is about a 2 hour boat ride and very choppy. Once we arrive, our driver from the hotel asks us if we want to ride inside the pickup truck, or in the back, thank goodness we voted for the inside because it was another bumpy ride and I’m surprised the people in the back didn’t fly right out of it. The Montalay is a new resort with jungle huts which were a lot nicer than the ones we had in Halong Bay and everything we ate at the restaurant was perfect. We had cheeseburgers, spring rolls, cashew nut chicken, pad thai, spaghetti bolognese and all our breakfasts and everything was divine. The resort is a very nice place to stay on your honeymoon, but for two sisters, it was a bit secluded. Quiet, yes, and clear water for snorkeling, but very isolated. We went into town one night for drinks and to watch the most amazing sunset ever! Of course we took close to twenty photos of it because it kept changing, but seeing the long boats in the water, a palm tree hanging overhead, sitting in the sand on cushions with a Singha beer in hand, it was breathtaking.
Snorkeling was definitely on the agenda so we signed up for a trip around the island and we got to snorkel in Shark Bay (don’t worry, didn’t see any of those here), Aow Leuk Bay, Hin Bay, and Mango Bay for thirty minutes each which was really nice because you never got bored of being out there for too long. The fish were vibrant in colour, though the coral was not, but a lot of different fish to swim with. The most picturesque spot was our last stop at Nang Yuan Island just ten minutes from Koh Tao and after climbing up a very steep hill, you look out to the island and the sandbar that connects one side to the other which lies under the aqua clear waters. Koh Tao is a small but gorgeous island and perfect for when you want a little bit of tranquility.
Our next island hopping destination was Ko Phangan, home to the famous Full/Half Moon Parties. Not much on this island, but we did do another snorkel trip around half the island and received a lot of interesting facts about the island from our Californian tour guide. He told us why the Thai adore their king so much because he introduced modernization to them and brought over electricity and livestock to the island. The Thai people hold deer in very high regard and if you were to kill a deer you would be sentenced to 25 years in prison, which is longer sentence than if you killed a human. We had a delicious masala curry and beef penang which was spicy, but oh-so yummy. We did venture out to the Half Moon party in the jungle, as the Full Moon parties are on the beach, and it was good, but we didn’t really feel the big hype around it. Maybe you have to love house and dance music to really appreciate it, but it was fun to party in the jungle nonetheless.
Our final destination is the largest island in Thailand, Phuket. Unfortunately, there is nothing to be seen in Phuket unless you are interested in mingling with a lot of Thai lady-boys. This is the most touristy and tacky island of them all. We pretty much chilled by the pool, did a lot of souvenir shopping and hung out in the mall in town. We went on two day-trips to neighbouring islands and saw where the film The Beach was filmed. Maya Bay was gorgeous and we snorkeled around Phi Phi Island and never got to actually see the clown fish that we were so desperately trying to find, but again the other fish were fun to see. On the following day trip, we took a floating kayak through a bat cave, which led into a couple very peaceful lagoons, floated by the Viking Cave and saw the James Bond Island where, James Bond the Man with the Golden Gun was filmed. These excursions were fun and the water was lovely, but it was time to go back to Melbourne to spend our last few days to say goodbye to our friends there before packing up to head home for Christmas.













